SHOTGUN WITCHDOCTOR

Tenets of the Witchdoctors

 

I. Thou shalt not suffer a beast to live.

 

II. A beast is any inherently harmful being that does not occur naturally in the world

 

III. All damage is collateral.

 

IV. Morality is a distraction for the comfortable

V. All life is not equal.

 

VI. Obey your Warden, his word is your Law

 

VII. Do not kill your brothers and sisters; all others are acceptable losses.

 

Now is the age of Man. We are the tenders of the world’s engine.

MALLEUS MALEFICARUM